{"product_id":"b0hmc5874k","title":"The Dog Oracle: Answers to All Life's Questions from Spud the Cryptid","description":"\u003cp\u003eFind clarity on life's biggest questions with this book of answers from Spud the Cryptid, the internet's beloved canine prophet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e- CUTE AND CHAOTIC:  Discover Spud's delightfully peculiar life advice.\u003cbr\u003e\n- SIMPLE TO USE:  Think of your question, open the book, receive wisdom!\u003cbr\u003e\n- SOCIAL MEDIA STAR:  Internet favourite, Spud, has featured on  Good Hang with Amy Poehler  and WeRateDogs.\u003cbr\u003e\n- PERFECT FUN GIFT FOR ANY DOG-LOVING FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSEEK WISDOM. RECEIVE CHAOS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e@spudthecryptid has featured on the  Good Hang with Amy Poehler  podcast (winner Best Podcast, Golden Globes Jan 2026, #10 Spotify Most Listened 2025), WeRateDogs (5.3m Instagram followers) and openlygayanimals (2m Instagram followers)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHave a burning question about life, love or whether celery is friend or foe?  Seek the ancient - and slightly unhinged - wisdom of Spud the Cryptid , the internet's most peculiar oracle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSimply   hold  The Dog Oracle  in your hands, focus your mind, ask your question aloud and open to a random page . There you'll find Spud - philosopher, sage and unapologetic weirdo - ready to  bless you with cryptic canine insight . Perhaps she's gazing into the void. Maybe she's eating grass. Either way, her message is (probably) clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePacked with  baffling pearls of wisdom  and the  chaotic charm  that has made Spud a  cult favourite online ,  The Dog Oracle  is here to  help you answer life's toughest questions  and celebrate this most mysterious prophet. It's the  perfect book  for anyone who has ever looked into a dog's eyes and thought, What do they know that I don't?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eApproach with an open mind - and maybe a treat.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ANT","offers":[{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":52855400890584,"sku":"YSL83488","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0835\/3356\/2072\/files\/713-ARbR49L._SY1500.jpg?v=1793418364","url":"https:\/\/www.bookmebay.com\/products\/b0hmc5874k","provider":"BookMebay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}