{"product_id":"b0gyb2cw42","title":"Unboring 13 American Colonies History for Kids: Funny, Interesting, Concise Guide to the 13 Colonies, Colonial Life, and Surprising Stories You Won’t ... History for Kids with Full Colored Pictures)","description":"\u003cp\u003eMade for Curious, Smart (and Slightly Silly) Kids (Kid Approved!)\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning:  This book may cause the following effects: sudden bursts of curiosity, knowledge of interesting characters throughout history, and sudden opinion change of history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eForget the snoozefest history books filled with confusing dates and grumpy dead guys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnboring 13 American Colonies for Kids is the laugh-out-loud, totally visual, totally digestible guide to 13 American Colonies History your kids (and you) didn’t know they needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePacked with weird facts, brain-boosting quizzes, cool pictures, clickable videos, and activities that actually make sense, this book was built for real kids with real short attention spans and maybe even a few parents who want to finally understand what the history was really all about!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s Inside This Totally Unboring Book (See below): Bite-sized chapters  that keep kids engaged without melting their brains Timelines at the end  to connect the dots (because time travel isn’t a real option yet) Images and illustrations  that are way cooler than clipart QR codes or links to videos  that explain the good stuff, fast Fun activities and short quizzes  after each chapter so they actually remember it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGreat For: Homeschool families  who are tired of boring textbooks Classrooms  that want to wake students up (without shouting “pop quiz!”) Parents  who want a refresher without secretly Googling everything Kids ages 8-14  who like to laugh and learn (Edited by a Kid ) Anyone  who thinks “history” should have more memes, more maps, and less yawning\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf your child ever said “history is boring~” this book is your  comeback . Because history isn’t boring. You just needed the  Unboring  version.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSample Chapter: Unboring 13 American Colonies History for Kids - Chapter 1: Jamestown's Disaster-Filled Beginning\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTHE UNBORING STORY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eImagine you're standing on a muddy riverbank in Virginia on May 14, 1607. You just spent four miserable months crossing the Atlantic Ocean in a cramped wooden ship. You're hungry, tired, and probably smelling pretty terrible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Jamestown, England's first permanent settlement in America!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExcept... it's not exactly permanent yet. And calling it a settlement might be generous. Right now, it's more like 104 English dudes standing around looking confused while mosquitoes the size of golf balls attack their faces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCaptain John Smith looks around at the swampy land they've chosen. Perfect spot! he announces, even though literally everyone can see it's a disaster waiting to happen. The water's gross. There's no fresh drinking supply nearby. And those mosquitoes? They're carrying diseases that'll make half the colonists seriously sick within months.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut hey, at least they're in America!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe colonists immediately start arguing about what to do first. Some want to search for gold (spoiler: there isn't any). Others want to build a fort. A few just want to go home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHere's the thing about these first Jamestown settlers. Most of them were gentlemen who'd never worked a day in their lives. They brought fancy clothes, swords, and zero farming skills. When they needed to plant crops, they literally didn't know how.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone else will handle the food situation, they figured.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNobody handled the food situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eReady to Start Learning Without Yawning? Then Scroll to the Top of This Page and Click “Add to Cart” Now!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd that’s not all! You’ll also get a bonus —  Interactive QR code links  to videos (it’s relevant, mom I promise).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ANT","offers":[{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":52797319315672,"sku":"YSL25871","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0835\/3356\/2072\/files\/717r_K11WcL._SY1500.jpg?v=1792834886","url":"https:\/\/www.bookmebay.com\/products\/b0gyb2cw42","provider":"BookMebay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}