{"product_id":"b0g6786sj7","title":"Boring Bedtime Stories to Put YOU to Sleep Fast: 18 Stories to Help You Quieten Your Mind and Fall Asleep (The Boring Stories Collection, Book 1)","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you are tired of being tired and your brain insists on running a late night talk show the moment your head hits the pillow,  Boring Bedtime Stories To Put YOU To Sleep Fast: 18 Stories to Help You Quieten Your Mind and Fall Asleep  is here to save your sleep and your sanity. This hilarious yet calming collection of extremely uneventful stories is written with one mission in mind. To relax your mind so completely that you drift off before you even remember what the story was about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eInside this book you will find  18 perfectly dull, slow moving, and delightfully pointless bedtime stories for adults . Each tale is crafted to quiet your thoughts, reduce bedtime anxiety, and encourage natural, restful sleep. These stories are gentle, cozy, and intentionally boring. In other words, they are exactly what your overactive brain needs at night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis sleep friendly book includes:\u003cbr\u003e\nRidiculously uneventful stories that help you fall asleep fast\u003cbr\u003e\nCalm, predictable plots that prevent overthinking\u003cbr\u003e\nRelaxing imagery designed to slow your thoughts\u003cbr\u003e\nA soothing alternative to scrolling endlessly through your phone at 2 a.m.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have been searching for  bedtime stories for adults ,  sleep books for insomnia ,  funny relaxation stories , or  calming nighttime listening that actually works , this book is your new nighttime best friend. Whether you overthink everything, talk to yourself in the shower, or wake up at 3 a.m. wondering if your blanket is on correctly, these stories will quiet your mind and guide you toward peaceful rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo get comfortable, take a slow breath, and prepare for stories so wonderfully boring that you may not even finish a single one. This is the only book where falling asleep in the middle is a compliment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSleep better. Laugh a little. Drift off happily.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ANT","offers":[{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":52821087322328,"sku":"YSL37319","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0835\/3356\/2072\/files\/71rz-K2VrJL._SY1500.jpg?v=1793100409","url":"https:\/\/www.bookmebay.com\/products\/b0g6786sj7","provider":"BookMebay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}