{"product_id":"b0fhf8782b","title":"The Worst School Book in the Whole Entire World: A Seriously Silly Story for Kids (Worst World Works™)","description":"\u003cp\u003e📚  WARNING: This IS the WORST School Book in the Whole Entire World\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSchool = friends, fun, learning, and following the rules, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWRONG.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause Nameless the Rock does  NOT  want to go to school.\u003cbr\u003e\nHe doesn't even know  why  he has to go.\u003cbr\u003e\n(He’s a children’s book character, not a student. Hello??)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🚌 There's a school bus.\u003cbr\u003e\n🍕 There’s pizza and  sloppy joes  (yikes).\u003cbr\u003e\n🐄 There’s… a cow.\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 And yes— Jerry Pumpkins goes to this school  now. Nobody knows why. Not even Jerry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd of course, Jerry is telling everyone why  school is the BEST.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNameless just wants OUT.\u003cbr\u003e\nOut of the school.\u003cbr\u003e\nOut of this book.\u003cbr\u003e\nOut of  Joey Acker’s brain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut no matter how hard he tries to prove that school is the WORST…\u003cbr\u003e\nA weird, kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat we do know:\u003cbr\u003e\nKids CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📓 Parents Are Writing Glowing Report Cards:\u003cbr\u003e\n🗣️ “My kid laughed the whole way through—and then read it again.”\u003cbr\u003e\n🗣️ “This book made school feel fun... even for my anti-school kid.”\u003cbr\u003e\n🗣️ “This book is absolute nonsense. Five stars.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYOU’LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Funny school books with totally unhelpful narrators\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Characters who do NOT want to be here\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Stories full of ridiculous twists and unexpected chaos\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loud\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Picture books with zero chill and maximum attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎯 Perfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Boys and girls ages 3-7\u003cbr\u003e\n• Preschool through 3rd grade\u003cbr\u003e\n• Back-to-school season or random Tuesdays\u003cbr\u003e\n• Beginner and reluctant readers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fans of funny read-alouds and grumpy rock energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Worst School Book in the Whole Entire World  is part of the Entire World Books series—a disastrously funny collection starring Nameless the Rock, who keeps getting stuck in books he definitely didn’t sign up for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo go ahead… click “Add to Cart.”\u003cbr\u003e\n(Unless you’re afraid of school buses, pizza, or pop quizzes. No pressure.)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ANT","offers":[{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":52830742053080,"sku":"YSL49087","price":4.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0835\/3356\/2072\/files\/91nIyAYyohL._SY1500.jpg?v=1793193111","url":"https:\/\/www.bookmebay.com\/products\/b0fhf8782b","provider":"BookMebay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}