{"product_id":"b0dtj98t1d","title":"Dog Logic: A Thystopian Satire, Book 1 (The Dog Logic Triptych)","description":"\u003cp\u003eI laughed my tail off right up to the very last page, which I read in a local cemetery for just the right ambience. Hats off to you Tom Strelich. -Tom McCaffrey, bestselling author of  The Claire Saga\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThat dystopian future they always warned us about? It turns out we're already in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat if some of the most decent people alive had been living right beneath your feet this whole time?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHertell Daggett Junior runs a sunbaked pet cemetery on the outskirts of Bakersfield with copper specks in his brain, an accordion he can't play, and more questions than answers. His life is strange. It is about to get considerably stranger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhen something begins humming beneath the cracked earth of his property, Hertell uncovers the impossible: a sealed civilization, perfectly preserved since 1963, full of people who sing in harmony and have never once heard a politician say absolutely nothing, with total confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut when they step into the sunlight for the first time in sixty years, the world above is not ready for them. The cameras arrive. Then the SWAT team. Then the government, embarrassed and outflanked at every turn, decides to solve the situation in the most aggressively bureaucratic way imaginable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat follows is a wildly funny, surprisingly devastating collision between the world that was and the world that is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDog Logic  is a satirical gut-punch dressed up as a comedy, sharp enough to draw blood and absurd enough to make you laugh doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ANT","offers":[{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":52834992390360,"sku":"YSL57768","price":4.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0835\/3356\/2072\/files\/81CsJ5h1jlL._SY1500.jpg?v=1793262683","url":"https:\/\/www.bookmebay.com\/products\/b0dtj98t1d","provider":"BookMebay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}