{"product_id":"b0dt8vs76y","title":"Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog","description":"\u003cp\u003ePre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm -- from gentleman farmer and two-time  Sexiest Man Alive  winner, Jeremy Clarkson.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFans of Prime TV series  Clarkson's Farm  will enjoy this companion. --  Irish Times\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and a host of ill-conceived plans pursued with boundless enthusiasm -- Clarkson's farm remains the gift that keeps on giving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAs one overseas visitor* confessed, he only came to Diddly Squat because he couldn't believe Jeremy could actually be  that  incompetent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot one to be discouraged, our hapless hero channels his entrepreneurial spirit into a bold new venture: a pub. A few short weeks later,  The Farmer's Dog  opens its doors -- proudly serving all-British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub... or so it seems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBetween malfunctioning toilets, blackouts, psychedelic wheat, angry London protests, and a headbutting goat, Clarkson soon learns that running a pub may be even trickier than running a farm. Fortunately, he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald to lend a hand -- especially now that his doctor insists he's got to become a  vegetablist .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(*Along with the rest of China, apparently.)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ANT","offers":[{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":52836720181464,"sku":"YSL63214","price":6.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0835\/3356\/2072\/files\/81AJhZ9iACL._SY1500.jpg?v=1793273985","url":"https:\/\/www.bookmebay.com\/products\/b0dt8vs76y","provider":"BookMebay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}