Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog
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Pre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm -- from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.
Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson's Farm will enjoy this companion. -- Irish Times
Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and a host of ill-conceived plans pursued with boundless enthusiasm -- Clarkson's farm remains the gift that keeps on giving.
As one overseas visitor* confessed, he only came to Diddly Squat because he couldn't believe Jeremy could actually be that incompetent.
Not one to be discouraged, our hapless hero channels his entrepreneurial spirit into a bold new venture: a pub. A few short weeks later, The Farmer's Dog opens its doors -- proudly serving all-British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub... or so it seems.
Between malfunctioning toilets, blackouts, psychedelic wheat, angry London protests, and a headbutting goat, Clarkson soon learns that running a pub may be even trickier than running a farm. Fortunately, he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald to lend a hand -- especially now that his doctor insists he's got to become a vegetablist .
(*Along with the rest of China, apparently.)
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