The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

Hundreds of the freshest insults sure to give you an advantage in any situation!

** News Update **
All comebacks accused of being written by 3-year-olds have been replaced with tons of fresh, 5-star, amazing, witty insults that are sure to have you rolling on the floor with laughter! You’ll need to see them to believe how much they make you laugh!

“I wouldn't Pee in Your Ear if your Brain was on Fire!”
Have you ever been so angry that you just couldn't find the right words? Never again! Now you’ve got hundreds of hilarious insults, put-downs, and zingers right at your fingertips.

“You’re about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat’s butt.”
Keep this book handy, someday you’ll be glad you have it.

“Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you just be yourself.”
Pick any of the many jaw-dropping insults then laugh at the look on your adversary’s face when you whip one out and use it on them. You’ll leave no doubt in their mind that you are a master of sarcastic insults!

ADDED BONUS:
In addition to the fresh and hilarious insults in this book, you’ll also find great sarcastic observations about life hidden inside this book’s pages, like…
“I think the reason so many people have smart phones is because opposites attract!”

You’re no idiot, so you need this book to start your new life as the master of sarcastic insults and put-downs!
“Hey! Who left the Idiot Box open? Now they're everywhere!”